The Ethereum community found me at my bugout home and held me at gunpoint to write this song. I didn't want to sing but the voices made me do it. I feel the vocals are about the same quality as the Ethereum roadmap. Lyrics in description. Send help. --------------- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Living the NEET life Nobody will talk to me Open your eyes Look up at the price and see, I’m just a poor shill, I need no sympathy Because these wages come, wages go, Been so low, been so low Any way the price goes, kinda really matters to me, to me Mama, just bought some ETH, Set my margin really high It got triggered cash goodbye Mama, have I sold my soul? Put my balls in Lubin’s hands and let him squeeze Mama, oooooooh Set my leverage way too high If I get margin called please call my daddy Ask for more, ask for more I need to borrow money Too late, the call has come Sent my shivers down my spine, Arthur Hayes is on the line Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go Gotta leave you all behind and change my name Mama, ooooooh I don’t wanna cry Sometimes wish I’d never bought ETH at all I see a little green candle on the screen Leverage up, leverage up Will you do the 100x long? Bollinger bands tightening, margin calls are frightening ME Pray to Lubin, pray to Lubin Pray to Lubin, pray to Lubin for this long Oh shit it’s goooooone I’m just a rekt boy nobody loves me He’s just a poor pleb from a poor family Everyone ignore him until he’s in the green Easy come, easy go, will crypto let me go? Buterin! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Buterin! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Buterin! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Will not let you go. (Let him go!) Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let him go) Oh oh oh oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let him go.) Vitalik has a validator node for me, for me, for meeeeee. So you think you can shill me your shitcoin and lie? So you think you can scam me and leave me to die? Well fuck you, no seriously fuck you, Just gotta dump, just gotta dump before them Crypto doesn’t matter, anyone can see Crypto doesn’t matter Crypto really matters to me Any way the trade goes...